This arena is surprisingly cozy for such a large venue. Great for entertaining guests. Large living room comfortably seats 20,000. Perfect setup for viewing sporting events, ice dancing, rock concerts and Nitro Circus motorcycle jumping.

Why are they selling? Underestimating the company’s commission payout to last summer’s sales commissions, Vivint CEO Todd Pedersen was forced to hand over the arena to the top sales rep, who has renamed it: “The Bro Dome” and is now taking bids from potential buyers.

Suggestions that the bidders on the 20,000-seat arena might re-name the now re-named arena were met with scoffs from current owner, Don “Hotfoot” Thompson, 28. Says Hotfoot, “Bro Dome? That takes the boss over a brogus name like Vivint Smart Home arena. Once the Bro Dome’s sauce kicks in, it’s gonna get a spot in everyone’s brocabulary.”

One thing is sure. There will be no brocrastinating. The Bro Dome is priced to sell and looks likely to fund a lifetime supply of Axe body spray and muscle gain supplement powder.

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